sintire:

click here to enter into a teenage boys mind
guy:

death-by-lulz:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS


Grandma’s Ghost

subliminalmusings:

bugsaremytype:

when somebody asks you to tell them about yourself 

image

i yam who i yam.

(via asian)

swarnpert:

taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass

(via nutellaprince)

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

cranapplejuiceadvocate:

me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?

(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via pizza)

rneerkat:

hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan

(via encourage)

shouldnt:

getting an A on a test when you didnt study

image

(via intensional)

(Source: ridge, via distance)

edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

(via encourage)

"

Late Fragment

And did you get what
you wanted from this life, even so?
I did.
And what did you want?
To call myself beloved, to feel myself
beloved on the earth.

"

- Raymond Carver, A New Path to the Waterfall (via observando)