taping mistletoe to my butt so you can all kiss my ass
at a horror movie
bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
(Source: cinnamonraisinbagel, via pizza)
hey are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan
getting an A on a test when you didnt study
(Source: ridge, via distance)
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
And did you get what
you wanted from this life, even so?
And what did you want?
To call myself beloved, to feel myself
beloved on the earth.
- Raymond Carver, A New Path to the Waterfall (via observando)